May 2013
someoftheyoung:
Is no one gonna mention that Green Day and the Dalai Lama are on the same flight right now
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
